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posted by anonymous at 10:55 PM
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why are you having a seder?
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Hard boiled Eggs. Give him hard boiled eggs. From a Chicken.
Since he is a pet how about giving him some table scraps? If he refuses to eat ALL of it give him a spanking.
Hmmm, I think your pet needs to eat out of a bowl without using his hands, just like a real pet. If he does so, I would spank him for that too.
Twinkies. I know it's something stupid like that. Or cactus. You have to clarify. By one solid food, do you mean a solid food is ALL he has. Does the food have to serve as both his food and his drink?
kiwis are said to be the closest to being a perfect source of nutrition.
It's Marine Phytoplankton.
We are talking about that marvel of nature, the pretty little elliptical lunch box that is not only packed with nutrients, but also comes complete with a weatherproof, yet biodegradable protective outer covering. We are talking about Nature's perfect food: The Egg.
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